#679 - Luke Bryan
Sep 1, 2026 · 2h 5m
Summary
Theo Von and guest Luke Bryant discuss high-gravity beers, keg stands, and brewing mishaps before shifting to Theo’s son’s football career, including a televised game against Philip Rivers’ son. They touch on WNBA draft controversies, bodybuilding, and the absurdity of modern youth sports camps. The conversation then turns to childhood memories, covering lice infestations, strange pets, awkward school dances, and growing up near peanut farms in Georgia.
Topics discussed
Intro: Super Sports Week and Luke Bryan's new album
High gravity beers and Kid Rock's Badass Beer
Luke's son playing quarterback and heat management
Maximus Curry, bodybuilding, and tan lines
WNBA betting and transgender athlete eligibility
Luke's son at Nike Elite 11 camp and evaluation
Joy, marriage, and the short life of mayflies
Fly fishing, 3D printed jaws, and sports picks
Crypto agents and childhood lice treatments
Fleas, dogs in houses, and school dance fashion
School dances, Aquanet, and peanut mill nostalgia
Hawaii trip, Broadway dangers, and dating life
Sports recap, sponsors, and turkey hunting mishaps
Screw worms, cattle deficit, and wild dogs
Pit bulls, PDF files, and hiding Playboys
Swisher Sweets, squirrel meat, and doomsday prep
Peckerats, Jolt Cola, and grain elevator horrors
Robot Olympics, sunbathing, and family calls
Camping trip and 'Smoke Fish Golf Hunt Drink' song
Social media negativity and 'Catcher in the Rye'
Breastfeeding jokes and raising nieces after tragedy
Gratitude, AI album cover, and closing remarks
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