513 - Ed Sheeran, Sydney Sweeney, & Kash Patel’s Pet Fetish
Sep 19, 2026 · 1h 14m
Summary
Tim Dillon opens by mocking Ed Sheeran’s tour fallout after Macklemore’s "Free Palestine" stance, jokingly suggesting he should just admit he doesn’t care. He then satirizes FBI Director Kash Patel’s removal of bestiality as an automatic disqualifier for applicants, framing it as a tool for blackmail. The episode shifts to mocking DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin for living with a congressman, and ridicules Mitch McConnell’s apparent cognitive decline and forced voting. Dillon also dismisses backlash against Sydney Sweeney’s sexualized ad campaign and concludes with skepticism about the AI in…
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Ed Sheeran tour cancellation and political controversy
Backlash against Ed Sheeran and artist safety concerns
Critique of Ed Sheeran's statement on Gaza and Iran
FBI Director Kash Patel and bestiality policy changes
Satirical take on FBI hiring and Epstein cover-ups
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AI bubble fears and Dario Amodei interview
Tommy Pappas and Markwayne Mullin living arrangement
Bernie Sanders and Steve Bannon 'Pro Human Assembly'
Mitch McConnell's health and voting confusion
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Sydney Sweeney ad controversy and female athletes
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AI industry PR strategy and Sam Altman interview
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