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Those Bloody Hams

Oct 13, 2026 · 1h 6m

Summary

The hosts begin with a technical mishap involving a recording device, leading to a discussion about the "Squidgygate" scandal and the tabloid press's invasion of Princess Diana's privacy. They then shift to a humorous debate on the history of the Privy Council, Roman hygiene practices, and the social awkwardness of using public and en-suite toilets. The episode concludes with a sports segment analyzing LA Rams coach Sean McVay's extraordinary photographic memory for game details and a broader conversation on the increasing prescriptiveness of modern rugby tactics.

Topics discussed

Announcement of live show in London Sponsorship and intro to the episode Admitting fallibility and recording mishaps Discussion on the Diana phone tapes and 'Squidgy' Camillagate and amateur radio enthusiasts King Charles's fingers and media deals Royal staff secrets and the 'plum job' Ancestry results and Roman toilets Live show toilet scenarios and etiquette Public toilet noises and shame School toilets and personal experiences Burping, farting, and stomach noises Public toilet hygiene and soap bars Cheddar Gorge and Glastonbury visits Caving experiences and safety incidents Mike Bubbins and school teachers Sponsorship and transition to sports Sean McVay's incredible game recall NFL complexity vs. rugby improvisation Rugby coaching and man management McVay's respect and old football contacts Name-dropping and knowing people Merchandise and upcoming gigs Tour de France stage and Cardiff shows Financial agents and celebrity habits Tony Simpson's honest post-fight interview Boxing sportsmanship and Joe Calzaghe UFC respect and Calzaghe's record Closing sponsorships
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