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Best Of Distant Pod 9 (pt 1)

Jul 21, 2026 · 1h 12m

Summary

In this Best Of episode, hosts Mike and Ellis revisit classic stories, including Mike’s habit of urinating in his garden to avoid stairs. Guest George Lewis shares a chaotic tale of traveling to the 1999 Champions League Final with his stepdad, where their travel agency went bankrupt. The group also discusses rugby banter, surreal cricket commentary, and the absurdity of explaining sports rules to non-fans.

Topics discussed

Ellis James promotes upcoming Welsh gigs in London Episode intro: Guests George Lewis and Charlie Baker Mike admits to urinating in his garden to avoid stairs George Lewis recounts missing Man Utd's 1999 final in Barcelona Discussion on Paul Scholes, Beckham, and Roy Keane's peak Charlie Baker's rugby coaching incident and 'Fuck off Mario' insult Reviewing a surreal Dutch comedy sketch about cricket Explaining sports rules to non-fans and parodying commentators Visualisation abilities and internal monologue differences Charlie's rude favorite word and Neil Young vs Billy Joel Generational gap: 'Bushel' phrase and sugary Alpen cereal Homemade ice cream recipes and eating jam with cream Social pressure when quitting alcohol and non-alcoholic beers Guinness market dominance and Elon Musk's net worth
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