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A Goose To The Face: Pint Size

Sep 12, 2026 · 11m

Summary

The hosts announce their upcoming live show at the Clapham Grand for the Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival. They then discuss a 1986 article about a "supermodel" who claimed 3,000 sexual partners, debating the logistics and health risks of such a feat. The episode concludes with a humorous clip of model Fabio Lanzoni getting hit in the face by a goose on a roller coaster, which they joke ruined his career.

Topics discussed

Announcement of live show in London at Clapham Grand Sponsor: Arm and Hammer cat litter Sponsor: Midi hormone care for women Sponsor: Pura whole home scenting Introduction to Pint Size Distant Pod archive segment Reading article about 1980s male supermodel and 3000 women claim Discussion on payment for photo shoots and counting partners Debate on sexual health risks and probability of disease Conversation on age gaps and shifting partner preferences Nostalgia for 1980s and 90s British television shows Reflections on modeling careers and celebrity credibility Clip: Fabio Lanzoni hit by goose on roller coaster Reaction to goose incident and discussion on guard geese Brief mention of video comments and transition Sponsor: Arm and Hammer cat litter (repeat) Sponsor: Verizon Fios internet Sponsor: Gabb safer phones for kids
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