‘Friday the 13th’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan
Oct 13, 2026 · 1h 45m
Summary
The hosts discuss the 1980 slasher *Friday the 13th*, analyzing its origins as a ripoff of *Halloween* and its role in establishing the modern horror franchise. They debate the "Big Three" horror icons—Jason, Freddy, and Michael Myers—while sharing personal anecdotes about growing up with the series. The conversation also covers the film's cultural impact, the Siskel and Ebert reviews, and the specific dynamics of the killer, Jason’s mother.
Topics discussed
Sponsorships and introduction to the episode
Comparing Friday the 13th to Jason Takes Manhattan
The 80s slasher boom and personal viewing history
VHS distribution and the stigma of horror films
Influences from Halloween, Carrie, and Meatballs
Aesthetic trends and commentary on teenage innocence
Ranking iconic horror villains and masks
The origin story and production of the first film
Box office success and the bidding war for sequels
Favorite sequels and the structure of the first hour
Roger Ebert's infamous review and spoiler tactics
Evolving reviews and the nature of the villain
Lore of Jason's mother versus Freddy Krueger
Sponsorships and the reveal of the killer
The final confrontation and Alice's victory
The hitchhiker scene and local town dynamics
Nostalgia for pre-digital childhood safety
Early deaths and the first major kill
Film bros and the death of Jack and Marcy
Alice's fight skills and the mother's endurance
The motivation for the massacre
The canoe fight and Betsy Palmer's performance
The final struggle and the frying pan
Tom Savini's makeup and Jason's disfigurement
Carrie comparisons and the supernatural angle
Tropes invented or popularized by the film
Crazy Ralph and unanswerable plot questions
Kevin Bacon's filmography and leading man status
Period details and celebrity impersonations
Hitchhiking dangers and the lake setting
The mother as an amateur meteorologist
Setup for sequels and the surviving boy
Bernie Mac and other pop culture references
The Strip Monopoly scene and character dynamics
The blood river scene and sound design
The 'Kiki Mama' score and musical mishearing
The physics of the throat cut and knife sharpness
Alternative endings and the 'Clarence Worley' award
Supernatural elements in Myers and Voorhees
Dream sequences and personal anecdotes
Alternative titles and the 'Camp Blood' concept
The camp owner's creepy behavior and exit
The weird cop scene and police incompetence
Adrienne King's stalker experience and career impact
Michael Mann reimagining and the Brenda kill
Animal cruelty and the snake scene
Intimacy coordination and the actress's fear
Sponsorship and acting award nominations
Underacting awards and Alice's emotional state
Alice's dialogue and the discovery of bodies
The 'cool' white kids and smoking references
Final girl praise and the best sequel argument
The father's role and the 'no one listened' take
Betsy Palmer's pay and Sean Cunningham's son
Representation statistics and the 'whiteout' list
Black characters in Boston-set films
Jackass representation and The Departed joke
Betsy Palmer's physical limitations and Irishman energy
Kathleen Turner's sultry performance
The handling of sex scenes and the climax
Victor Miller's complaints and filming locations
Robbie Morgan's marriage to Mark Wahlberg
New Bombshell cast and Love is Blind in Boston
Similar movies and the Blairstown Diner
Character stupidity and the 'imbeciles' critique
The diner scene and Crazy Pam
Parental responsibility and swimming lessons
Steve's serious note on Jason's sickness
Threatening Jason and the Voorhees merchandise
The 'dream' ending and supernatural implications
Jason's age and the 'young 27' boxing analogy
Memorability of props and the Monopoly board
Steve Miner's direction and the Pamela to Jason transition
Respect for the film and the final scene's impact
Legacy, availability, and box office performance
Wayfair sponsorship
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