Marina Hyde and Richard Osman discuss the collapse of Madonna’s biopic, explaining how budget disputes and her controlling nature led to its cancellation despite significant pre-production costs. They explore the cultural status of Tom and Jerry in China, contrasting its popularity with the strict ban on Winnie the Pooh due to political memes. The hosts also critique the BBC’s ineffective QR code license fee campaign, debate which actor could simultaneously play Doctor Who, James Bond, and Prime Minister, and examine the complexities of social media vetting in television production.