Squirrel! with Chris Tcholakian
Oct 13, 2026 · 1h 31m
Summary
Hosts Bert and Joan discuss Dignity Falls’ arts scene, including the Miller Fest and Joan’s musical, while her husband Doug reveals he built a network of hidden tunnels in their home. The episode features a bizarre guest named Biscuits, who initially appears to be a human but is revealed to be a talking Pomeranian dog. The hosts also share community updates, such as a cursed floral wreath and local theater gossip.
Topics discussed
Introduction and show sponsorships
Local actress brags about her career
Moving performances to the Rock Cavern
Bat bites and the new experimental theater
Audience interaction in the opera
Movie trivia and passive-aggressive apologies
Quiet neighbors playing board games
Receiving thousands of gifts from Doug
P.T. Barnum and the Glenn Close pronunciation
Hidden entrances and Meow Wolf art
Safety concerns and recap apologies
Sons' behavior and Nutty Putty caves
Quince sponsorship and wardrobe advice
Crops, locusts, and seeking blessings
Squirrel sighting and terrible reports
Interview with Biscuits the Pomeranian
Biscuits' role in Bye Bye Birdie
Biscuits' speech and reading abilities
Biscuits' real name and owner's disappearance
Biscuits' diet and Utah rumors
Biscuits' internet use and movie twists
Emotional support dog and Call of Duty
Biscuits' companionship and community advice
Truck preferences and UPS driver interactions
Disguised dining and Bye Bye Birdie tickets
Scarecrow auction and talking animal recap
Parking complaints and Jeep culture
Jeep salutes and air show favorites
Bat vigil and show outro
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