The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - September 2nd, 2026
Summary
The hosts discuss a "buy and bust" operation in St. Petersburg where an undercover officer was allegedly defrauded by a dealer nicknamed "Crooked Jess," who vanished with his cash. They also cover the recurring arrest of a California man for butt-sniffing in stores and a woman in Arizona who stole an ambulance after a concert. The episode concludes with two men arrested at Miami International Airport for making similar jokes about having explosives, and a story about an Uber driver who allegedly stole 300 cinnamon rolls meant for delivery.
Topics discussed
Flexcar advertisement
Banter on ballads and Crooked Jess
Story about Crooked Ernie's electronics store
Crooked Jess buy and bust operation details
Jess disappears with money and drug charges
Discussion on fentanyl residue evidence
Conclusion on Crooked Jess and Ernie
Introduction of serial butt sniffer story
California weather and butt sniffing context
Arrest details and witness accounts
Surveillance footage and store manager comments
Police identification and parole violation
List of locations where incidents occurred
Commentary on fetish arrests and economy
For Imprint promotional products ad
Polymarket legal disclaimer
Show intro and text line announcement
Grace Vicente concert venue exit details
Banter on concert attendance and traffic
Ambulance theft and DUI incident
Crash into truck and police statement
Listener shoutouts and location guessing
Confirmation of Phoenix, Arizona location
Matt's history with Hawaiian shirts
Ironing issues and looking like a bum
AI camouflage Hawaiian shirt concept
AI learning human appearance fears
Fate of AI invisibility technology
Brief transition segment
For Imprint promotional products ad
Polymarket football trading ad
Stormmaster Exteriors sponsorship
Two suspects arrested for same crime
Osniel Blanco Lopez arrest setup
The grenade joke at airport security
Discussion on airport security items
False report charge and second suspect
Carlos Mencia comparison and second arrest
Jail details and travel implications
Transition to Packers fan story
J.J. Watt comment and Gross Thomas Moo
Break-in at Jackson's Blue Ribbon Pub
Bar closed early and owner report
Suspect found sleeping in bushes
Banter on sauces and fried pickles
White Claw and Tito's discovery
Fake name and unattended children claim
Story about sleeping outside in cabin
Stormmaster Exteriors ad and cinnamon roll mystery
Uber driver and 300 cinnamon rolls
Facebook Marketplace speculation
Banter on selling items and free mattress
Critique of free mattress ad wording
Border patrol arrest and trunk discovery
Cinnamon rolls recovered and discarded
Show outro and Halloween mention
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