The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - September 18th, 2026
Summary
The hosts discuss a viral video of a Florida blue crab allegedly wielding a knife, leading to jokes about "crab cakes" and pubes. They review Yellowstone’s end-of-year list of items found in Old Faithful, including coins and hats, and read various "Morning After Misconnections" from Craigslist, ranging from a mail carrier to a dog seeking a mate. The episode also covers a burglary suspect caught asleep in a victim’s home, a man arrested for bringing drugs to drug court, and a pelican that knocked on a NOAA office door for help with a fishing line.
Topics discussed
Intro and Flexcar sponsorship
Crab with a blade and pubic lice banter
Analyzing the viral crab knife video
Instagram search trends and CupChair memes
Florida crab and pubic lice hotspots
New Year's stuck object lists intro
Yellowstone Old Faithful litter list
More Yellowstone trash and Pokemon packs
JHM and Pebble sponsorships
Craigslist Missed Connections readings
Dog written missed connections and airport stories
Laundromat man and personal hygiene banter
Host's sleep schedule and morning routine
Suspect found in homeowner's clothes and house hoodie talk
NFL and college football leadership jokes
Storm Master Exteriors sponsorship and MVP intro
Man arrested for bringing drugs to drug court
Quitting habits and NYC club scene banter
Cancun club stories and dinner plans
The Lead Network sponsorship
Pelican rescue and meat bandits in Florida
DUI arrest and fast food assault incident
Outro and The Lead Network promotion
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