The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - September 14th, 2026
Summary
The hosts recap recent animal incidents, including a squirrel rescued from a stadium in Columbus, Ohio, and a "Florida Not Florida" segment where a school in Fort Lauderdale was locked down due to a student using fart spray. They also discuss a Minnesota drug dealer known as "Flower Daddy" who was arrested for operating a loyalty card program for his narcotics. The episode concludes with a story about a high-level fitness athlete in Beijing who won a race after suffering fecal incontinence, sparking debate over event hygiene standards.
Topics discussed
Intro and recap of recent animal stories
Walk with dogs: stubborn cat and inquisitive deer
Squirrel rescued from Ohio State stadium stands
Discussion on Michelob Ultra and calorie counts
Great Lakes Loons baseball season wrap-up
Burglary suspect vehicle with 'Fat Chicks Only' sign
Anecdotes about recognizing cars and license plates
New text number and listener 'Florida Not Florida' votes
Video Jimmy's Florida Not Florida game result
Sanctuary of Hope charity segment
Polymarket football betting sponsor read
Fart spray incident at Fort Lauderdale school
Debate on why fart spray doesn't smell like farts
Amazon search for various fart spray products
Minnesota MVP: Drug dealer with loyalty cards
Discussion on loyalty programs and receipt scanning
Details on 'Flower Daddy' arrest and charges
Polymarket football betting sponsor read
Golfing in heat and doctor's advice to stay cool
Japanese study on hanging fans from crotch
High Rocks athlete wins race after fecal accident
Outro and final sponsor read
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