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There's a vole in my dirty rat bag

Sep 19, 2026 · 1h 3m

Summary

John Richardson and Lindsay Santoro discuss a nine-year-old YouTuber who accidentally spent $118,000 on ad campaigns, alongside a story about smart underwear designed to track flatulence for digestive health. The pair also share personal anecdotes, including John’s calm reaction to finding a rat in his hotel room and his desire to take a solitary walk to clear his head. The episode features the "I Love You Bot" segment, where a listener sends a heartfelt dedication for his wife’s 50th birthday, and concludes with the "Literal Police" segment, which mocks the misuse of the word "literally" i…

Topics discussed

Intro: Lindsay Santoro's squatting and impressions Welcome back and what you missed last week Listener emails: Measuring horses and IT support John's plan for a solo walking trip Walking logistics and Lindsay's morning pop Listener walk suggestions and the 'I Love You Bot' Dedication from Richard Murphy and maggot fishing Charity event: Slightly Above Average Men Swanage walks and the rectangular UK idea Lindsay's bag, rats, and John's cold Show reset and professional standards Mighty Mike Plays: $118k Roblox spending Smart underwear and tracking flatulence Fibre, kimchi, and food storage habits Literal Police: Misuse of 'literally' Rats in handbags and personal boundaries More Literal Police offenses and Nadia Literal Police: Sports and breakfast show repeats Voles, rats, and the Sherwood Forest link Haunted pubs and radio intimacy Gaming, wobbly life, and Lake District walks Cape Roth trail and podcast naming Podcast title reveal and Wind in the Willows On-air appraisals and sign-off
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