There's a vole in my dirty rat bag
Sep 19, 2026 · 1h 3m
Summary
John Richardson and Lindsay Santoro discuss a nine-year-old YouTuber who accidentally spent $118,000 on ad campaigns, alongside a story about smart underwear designed to track flatulence for digestive health. The pair also share personal anecdotes, including John’s calm reaction to finding a rat in his hotel room and his desire to take a solitary walk to clear his head. The episode features the "I Love You Bot" segment, where a listener sends a heartfelt dedication for his wife’s 50th birthday, and concludes with the "Literal Police" segment, which mocks the misuse of the word "literally" i…
Topics discussed
Intro: Lindsay Santoro's squatting and impressions
Welcome back and what you missed last week
Listener emails: Measuring horses and IT support
John's plan for a solo walking trip
Walking logistics and Lindsay's morning pop
Listener walk suggestions and the 'I Love You Bot'
Dedication from Richard Murphy and maggot fishing
Charity event: Slightly Above Average Men
Swanage walks and the rectangular UK idea
Lindsay's bag, rats, and John's cold
Show reset and professional standards
Mighty Mike Plays: $118k Roblox spending
Smart underwear and tracking flatulence
Fibre, kimchi, and food storage habits
Literal Police: Misuse of 'literally'
Rats in handbags and personal boundaries
More Literal Police offenses and Nadia
Literal Police: Sports and breakfast show repeats
Voles, rats, and the Sherwood Forest link
Haunted pubs and radio intimacy
Gaming, wobbly life, and Lake District walks
Cape Roth trail and podcast naming
Podcast title reveal and Wind in the Willows
On-air appraisals and sign-off
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