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Execrable Homing Snails

Oct 10, 2026 · 53m

Summary

John Richardson and Angela Barnes discuss a man hiding under a hotel bed, the World Porridge Championships, and the return of The Celebrity Traitors. The Literal Police issue citations for Martin Brundle’s F1 commentary and Gillian Keegan’s political rhetoric. Angela shares a yarn about Irish dancers stopping a lift, which is debunked, while also announcing the upcoming 100th episode featuring guests Lindsay Santoro and Susie Ruffell.

Topics discussed

Intro and the 'Execrable Homing Snails' podcast title Banter about being too chipper and healthy habits Recap: Auditioning for Wednesday and Hobbit quotes Listener emails and Bob Mortimer impression Ladybirds, spiders, and homing snails in the house Sycophantic dedication to Sam and damning with faint praise John's new book and Dominic Diamond interview Angela's Archers tour, hospital visit, and Traitors watch party John's darts final victory and Literal Police teaser News that wasn't in the news: Man hiding under hotel bed World Porridge Championship and spurtle discussion Charity gig at London Palladium and fridge cleaning Literal Police: Lewis Hamilton's control-alt-delete comment Literal Police: Neil Halliday's fairness complaint Angela's Yarns: Irish dancers stopping a lift Next week's special with Lindsay and Susie; Nigella banter Choosing the podcast title and promoting the download Producer Dan's feedback and show wrap-up Outro: Waltham Forest Town Hall vs London Palladium
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