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446 - Ghostwatch

Aug 31, 2026 · 1h 23m

Summary

Hosts Todd and Paige review the 1992 mockumentary *Ghostwatch*, which won a close listener vote. They analyze its BBC news format, noting how modern horror tropes make the pacing feel slow despite its historical accuracy. The episode features extensive banter about British slang, specifically the term "glory hole," and the hosts' humorous headcanon regarding the on-screen chemistry between the parapsychologist and the American skeptic.

Topics discussed

Intro, patrons, and studio cleanliness Overview of 'The Exorcism of Emily Rose' style TV special The 'Glory Hole' misunderstanding and British slang Buckies brewery glory hole installation plans Critique of Craig's character and the rat song callback TV phone banks and the Enfield Poltergeist connection Housing council issues and pacing of the broadcast Evidence analysis: Hoax vs. Real phenomena Craig's grifter vibe and the doctor/skeptic dynamic Fanfic chemistry and misdirects with curtains and pipes Escalating events: Dead cat, wet circles, and banging Suzanne's possession and the studio chaos The ending, Michael Parkinson, and the dog whistle rumor Behind the scenes: Wrap party and public reaction Viewership stats and budget analysis Listener homework: Monster Squad and other childhood horrors Outro, Romancing the Pod promo, and mail address
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