196 - The Past Times with Carly Ballerini
Oct 16, 2026 · 1h 9m
Summary
Guest Carly Ballerini promotes her new show, Fascism for Beginners, while the hosts discuss dragon drones and tech industry figures. They then read from an 1897 Chicago Chronicle, reacting to stories about a man throwing oranges at pedestrians, a mule attempting suicide on train tracks, and a collar shop haunted by its deceased forewoman.
Topics discussed
Comedy tour dates and introduction
Welcome to The Past Times with guest Carly Ballerini
Discussion on dragon drones and guest name pronunciation
Guessing the newspaper year and background noise
Confirming the year 1776
Tangents on sports, flags, and Palantir
Dark humor about tech CEOs and blending
Dave's story about throwing oranges at a car
Newspaper article: The orange-throwing businessman
Discussion on business, Amazon, and drones
Tangents on WWI, dragons, and Hansel and Gretel
Analysis of the orange injury and throwing mechanics
Carly's story about the lemon tree and pulp
Chicago trivia and transition to sponsor
Sponsor: Helix Mattress
Sponsor: Hims
Sponsor: Quo
Tangents on mules and animal behavior
Discussion on mule happiness and depression
Newspaper article: The suicidal mule
Tangents on chiropractors and sore shoulders
Mule attempts to run in front of trains
Humorous take on the mule's final moments
Mule is hit by a train
Discussion on mules and goats
Tangent on badgers
Carly's experience with honey badgers
Honey badger story and missing Jeep
Reflection on the suicidal mule
Discussion on mule behavior and dinner
Tangent on cutting donkeys in half
Transition to next story
Dave's story about pro-animal work
Tangent on eating animals
Newspaper article: Boy poisoned by whiskey gang
Discussion on the boy's recovery and tale
Tangents on gangs and Molly
Details of the whiskey forcing incident
Boy falls in convulsions and seeks help
Tangents on doctors and friendship
Police search for the whiskey gang
Sponsor: Quo
Sponsor: Quince
Discussion on Quince clothing quality
Quince promotion and app details
Newspaper article: Girls terrified by a ghost
Tangents on collars and ghosts
Discussion on ghost sightings and hysteria
Tangent on Troy and shirts
Discussion on chest hair and satellite
Theory that ghosts don't look for work
Tangents on ghost jobs and Starbucks
Ghost walks across the room
Girls panic and flee the room
Tangent on good dads and Carly's dad
Discussion on lady hysteria and mistaken identity
Tangent on collars and bad management
Whiskey gang of ghosts and dismissal threats
Rules against talking about ghosts
New forewoman sees the ghost
Forewoman's reaction and request to go home
Discussion on ghost friendliness and Casper
Tangent on Christina Ricci and Casper movie
Men hired to guard against ghosts
Tangents on smoking and belts
Ghost proposes marriage to a worker
Tangent on killing oneself to avoid marriage
Newspaper article: Man weighed 440 pounds
Discussion on large hearses and Powell
Details on the large man's burial
Tangents on closed coffins and food
Discussion on funeral food and escape
Tangent on coffin lining and chubby men
Closing remarks and game results
Sign-off and thanks to Carly
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