Legally Distinct Throwgasms
Summary
All Ball marks its transition to a podcast format with a new game-rating system using "throgasms." The hosts critique Amazon's tone-deaf coverage of Deshaun Watson and discuss the Eagles' offensive struggles and Jalen Hurts' poor performance. They also analyze the Browns' win, the firing of Tony Romo, and answer listener questions about quarterback development timelines and evaluating non-glamour position players.
Topics discussed
Intro, birthdays, and the transition to podcast format
Deshaun Watson, Cornell scandal, and NFL accountability
Eagles offense struggles and Jalen Hurts' completion stats
Tony Romo's DUI, CBS firing, and future broadcasting
Listener mail: How long to wait on rookie quarterbacks?
Evaluating offensive line play and PFF grades
Week 5 game rundown: Cowboys, Bucs, Eagles, Jaguars
Week 5 game rundown: Dolphins, Raiders, Patriots
Sponsorship breaks for earbuds and Factor meals
Vikings vs Saints: Quarterback options and injuries
Browns vs Steelers and Colts vs Steelers analysis
Texans vs Titans: Worst teams in the league
Commanders vs Cardinals: Rookie QB bias and injuries
Bears vs Packers: Division rivalry and coaching
Broncos vs Chargers: Justin Herbert trade speculation
49ers vs Cardinals: Jeremiah Love and defense
Kyle Shanahan's management style and 49ers culture
49ers vs Seahawks: Division rivalry and urgency
Ravens vs Falcons: Lamar Jackson and rookie QBs
Bills vs Chiefs: Defense and closing credits
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