Dan Le Batard performs a satirical country song about privilege before the hosts engage in a fantasy football draft and a trivia game identifying quarterbacks with first-name surnames. The group debates their personal "Top 25" lists of people they’d like to meet, featuring stories about Tom Cruise and Jimmy Kimmel. They also critique Labor Day and Valentine’s Day, then play Mr. Lister on NFL passing leaders and teams that have defeated the University of Miami in bowl games.