Hyperbolic Capri Pants (feat. John Fugelsang)
Aug 28, 2026 · 1h 4m
Summary
Hosts Allison Gill and Dana Goldberg discuss a Navy sailor charged with malingering after jumping from the USS Abraham Lincoln, National Guard members expressing embarrassment over their DC deployment, and the Tate brothers admitting their wealth was fabricated. The episode also covers a grand jury finding that Florida officials stole Medicaid funds for political campaigns, Chuck Edwards denying sexual misconduct findings, and Texas AG Ken Paxton facing unsealed depositions. Guest John Fugelsang joins to discuss military conditions and the legacy of Dolly Parton.
Topics discussed
Intro, host updates, and transition to news
Sailor accused of malingering after jumping overboard
National Guard members criticize DC deployment
General George fired after Kid Rock helicopter probe
Florida Medicaid settlement funds misappropriated
Mike Collins staffer posts Nazi and KKK images
Critique of Ted Edwards ethics investigation
Tallarico campaign seeks to unseal Paxton depositions
ICE agent who shot Sosa Ellis faces extradition
Tate brothers' wealth claims revealed as fabricated
Sponsors: Home Chef and AG1
Allison Aragoncillo on school policies and media
USS Lincoln conditions and military censorship
Trump renames Lake Ontario to Lake America
Tributes to Tim Curry and Dolly Parton
Sexy Liberal Comedy Tour announcement
Good News segment: Listener submissions and pets
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