Sharks
Summary
Hosts Tom and Tim recap a recent bar outing, speculating that their bartender had diarrhea and debating the hygiene of canned beer. They pivot to discussing the absurdity of billionaire moon colony plans and recounting their college spring break experiences. The conversation then shifts to shark facts, comparing shark fatalities to other dangerous animals like hippos and crocodiles, before ending with thoughts on submarine life and the movie Jaws.
Topics discussed
Whole Foods Market ad and intro
Boys' night out, Miller Lite, and hangovers
Digestion, Metamucil, and Tang
Moon landing conspiracy and billionaires
Summer ending, spring break, and beach dunes
Shark facts: age, teeth, and Greenland sharks
Ocean fears, animal kill stats, and rabies
Thresher sharks, cookie cutter sharks, and submarines
Jaws movie, Mallrats reference, and Universal ride
Shark anatomy, skin, and sharkskin suits
Patreon promo, beach closures, and ads
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