Australia joins Europe?
Sep 23, 2026 · 57m
Summary
Andy Zaltzman, Nish Kumar, and Tom Ballard discuss Australia’s potential EU membership and the US militarization of space. They also cover the fallout from Ed Sheeran removing Macklemore from his tour after a "Free Palestine" performance. The episode includes a satirical serialization of a fictional royal book and jokes about new mouse-human hybrid brain experiments.
Topics discussed
Intro and welcome to the Bugle
Recording at Plosive and Off Menu podcast
Andy's show and Elephant Appreciation Day
Exclusive serialization of a royal book
Australia and New Zealand joining the EU
Germany's political situation and context
Canada joining the EU and spreading out
Trump as a house party guest metaphor
EU associate membership and bureaucracy
AI, Denmark, and swapping Canada for Russia
Militarization of space and border security
Treaties, space law, and US election issues
Russia's space strategy and animal testing
Ed Sheeran's global dispute and blues
Ed Sheeran's apology and tour boycotts
Macklemore's comments and financial impact
Robert Croft and corporate interference in arts
Promoting gigs and audience sycophancy
Everyone is welcome and trans-Irishism
Mouse-human brain hybrids and London mice
Brain anatomy and swapping out midbrains
UK government decisions and AI models
AI developing its own language
AI regulation and incomprehensibility
Portable immersion baptistries
Baptism injections and fuel for Jesus
Outro and tour ticket sales
Goodbye and next week's guests
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