The Bugle The Bugle

Australia joins Europe?

Sep 23, 2026 · 57m

Summary

Andy Zaltzman, Nish Kumar, and Tom Ballard discuss Australia’s potential EU membership and the US militarization of space. They also cover the fallout from Ed Sheeran removing Macklemore from his tour after a "Free Palestine" performance. The episode includes a satirical serialization of a fictional royal book and jokes about new mouse-human hybrid brain experiments.

Topics discussed

Intro and welcome to the Bugle Recording at Plosive and Off Menu podcast Andy's show and Elephant Appreciation Day Exclusive serialization of a royal book Australia and New Zealand joining the EU Germany's political situation and context Canada joining the EU and spreading out Trump as a house party guest metaphor EU associate membership and bureaucracy AI, Denmark, and swapping Canada for Russia Militarization of space and border security Treaties, space law, and US election issues Russia's space strategy and animal testing Ed Sheeran's global dispute and blues Ed Sheeran's apology and tour boycotts Macklemore's comments and financial impact Robert Croft and corporate interference in arts Promoting gigs and audience sycophancy Everyone is welcome and trans-Irishism Mouse-human brain hybrids and London mice Brain anatomy and swapping out midbrains UK government decisions and AI models AI developing its own language AI regulation and incomprehensibility Portable immersion baptistries Baptism injections and fuel for Jesus Outro and tour ticket sales Goodbye and next week's guests
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