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#2682: Lars the Cranky Mechanic

Oct 14, 2026 · 36m

Summary

Click and Clack share humorous tombstone epitaphs before answering listener questions about a stuck ignition, van maintenance for a traveling musician, and a Volvo transmission issue. They also read a disastrous road trip story involving an MG Midget and advise a bride-to-be on managing her partner's multiple vehicles. The episode concludes with a series of automotive puns and the usual cast of characters.

Topics discussed

Sponsor: BetterHelp Epitaphs and tombstone jokes Debra: 1995 Ford Escort ignition lock issue Banter: Whacking cars vs. TVs Jack: Making a Dodge van last forever Sponsor: Your Turn with Alison Aubrey Sponsor: Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me Sponsor: International Animal Rescue Mail: Tom's disastrous MG Midget road trip Kat: 1986 Volvo 240 acceleration noise and mechanic Transition to break and mail tease Sponsor: Where Is Austin Tice Sponsor: NPR Politics Sponsor: International Animal Rescue Puns: Hickory-dackery and other jokes Puzzler: Postcard from Puerto Vallarta Amanda: Parking four cars in a tiny apartment Credits and production team roll Sponsors: Instacart, Your Turn, AARP
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