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The Fifth Hour: White Whale

Aug 30, 2026 · 32m

Summary

Ben Maller postpones his meet-and-greet recap to next week and skips the mailbag due to travel. He discusses a listener’s failed attempt to locate a rare Jerry Jones audio clip about circumcising a mosquito. Maller then shares a humorous story about blindly following GPS directions to the wrong location while trying to meet friend Lee Klein for dinner, highlighting the dangers of over-relying on technology.

Topics discussed

Intro ads for ChatGPT, Granger, Botox, and Super Broadband Podcast intro and decision to skip the mailbag segment The quest for the lost Jerry Jones 'circumcising a mosquito' audio clip Mallhler Bureau of Investigations and imaginary puffy stickers Ads for Botox, Cuppy Mayo, and Super Broadband Nostalgia for paper maps and Ron Popeil infomercials Planning a birthday dinner for friend Lee Kline Description of the Jewish deli and its pastries Blindly following GPS into a suburban cul-de-sac Ads for Botox, Cuppy Mayo, Unshakables, and Efglis The 'call of shame' and Lee Kline's indifferent reaction Debate on GPS reliance versus old-school paper maps Arriving at the deli and previewing the Ben Mallahler Show Outro ads for Organic Valley, Zepbound, Fidelity, and Levi's
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