Theseus and the Slashers from Hell
Summary
Hosts Robert Lamb and Joe McCormick explore the Greek myth of Theseus’s six labors, reimagining the ancient bandits as "slashers from hell" akin to horror movie villains. Drawing on Plutarch and modern scholarship, they analyze the first two killers, Peripides and Sinus, comparing their methods to slasher tropes like spatial transgression and the use of signature weapons. The episode also discusses the historical context of dangerous ancient highways and the political propaganda surrounding Theseus as a regional hero.
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Intro: Theseus and the Slashers from Hell
Sources: Plutarch and Monsters and Monarchs
Myth vs History: The Nature of Theseus
Birth and Parentage: Aethra and Poseidon
Theseus vs Heracles: The Hero Comparison
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The Journey Begins: The Rock and the Road
The Bandits: Ancient Highway Killers
Slasher Tropes: Rural Horror and Transgression
First Labor: Peripides the Club Bearer
Second Labor: Cenus and the Pine Trees
Third Labor: The Cromionian Sow
Fourth Labor: Scyron and the Sea Turtle
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Fifth Labor: Cercyon and the Wrestling Match
Sixth Labor: Procrustes and the Bed
Aftermath: Purification and Heroic Transformation
Analysis: Hospitality, Final Girl, and Horror
Outro: Movie Adaptations and Credits
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