Listener Mail: Raccoon Penis Toothpicks, FNU LNU, Rigid Airships
Apr 17, 2026 · 37m
Summary
Hosts Ben, Noel, and Dylan tackle bizarre listener mail, starting with the gross tradition of using raccoon baculums as toothpicks and a tip on using "FNULNU" to crash police databases. They debunk the myth of a 276 IQ record, explaining the statistical absurdity and controversies surrounding high-IQ claims. The episode then explores theories that UAP sightings are actually classified rigid-hulled airships and discusses "Ghost Murmur," a CIA technology that detects heartbeats from hundreds of miles away.
Topics discussed
Intro and the raccoon penis bone toothpick
Sponsors: Alienware, Health vs Hype, UnitedHealthcare, GE
Police databases and the FNULNU alias convention
Debunking the 276 IQ claim and Mensa controversies
Sponsors: Alienware, Health vs Hype, Ride or Die, Fanatics
UFOs explained as stealth surveillance airships
Sponsors: Alienware, Health vs Hype, Ride or Die, Fanatics
Rutabaga Days, Donny LaBoy, and show outro
Closing credits and final sponsor ads
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