Ant and Kitty
Summary
The Ian Five Ankles Breakfast Show features a chaotic "Bane Surgery" segment where Leighton Baines performs brain surgery while hosts Ian and Anthony banter. The episode spirals into absurdity as Ian, hiding in his ex-wife’s shed, accidentally releases a menagerie of live animals representing football club mascots. This triggers a violent confrontation with Kitty Spink’s fiancé, Drew Fibonacci, who is attacked by the loose wildlife. The segment concludes with John Solarko shooting the animals to save Drew, leaving Ian traumatized and ready to discuss teams celebrating without winning anything.
Topics discussed
Sponsorship: Zinn and Fanatics Sportsbook
Show intro and Bane Surgery feature launch
Leighton Baines' career and brain surgery setup
Anthony working remotely and house raffle recap
Baines' personality and Ian's off-air mishaps
Ian's relationship with Kitty Spink
The 'sex shed' and croissant errand
Drew Fibonacci's athletic background
Ian's move back to his old house
John Salarco's medieval decor changes
The menagerie of club mascot animals
Kitty calls about Lidl and Drew's anger
Animals released and Drew approaches
Sponsorship: Zen and IU Online
Drew arrives and confronts Ian
Drew attacked by the animals
Salarco shoots the animals and show wrap
Sponsorship: Zinn
Listen ad-free on Castria