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Secret Family Recipes & Embarrassing Things That Can Happen on a Date - Spit Hits! - Comedy Podcast

Aug 20, 2026 · 56m

Summary

In episode 322, hosts Andy, Mike, and Jason play Would You Rather, debating telekinesis versus immortal pets and aging bodies versus brains. They offer life advice on laundry habits, DIY furniture disasters, and opting out of group texts. The trio also drafts the most embarrassing date mishaps, including soiling oneself and spilling drinks.

Topics discussed

Intro, Aruba promo, and Indeed sponsorship Would You Rather: Telekinesis for two minutes daily Would You Rather: Aging body vs. aging brain Would You Rather: Become hot or change beauty standards Would You Rather: Ripe farts vs. secondhand smoke DSW Shoe Warehouse advertisement Life Advice: Washing socks inside out and folding Life Advice: Handling bad DIY furniture projects Life Advice: Faking homemade salad dressing at potlucks Life Advice: Opting out of overwhelming group texts DSW Shoe Warehouse advertisement Drafting the most embarrassing date scenarios Outro and American Dream advertisement
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