The Spitballers hosts Andy, Mike, and Jason tackle absurd "Would You Rather" scenarios, including daily amnesia versus speaking a random language and surviving a plane crash over land or ocean. They debate the ethics of hoarding fast-food napkins and utensils, share a frustrating story about paying for cheese at Johnny Rockets, and argue over hygiene habits like brushing teeth in the shower. The episode concludes with a creative draft of the worst liquids to encounter in a shower.