Crying Over Dinner & Audio to Replace Your Car Horn - Spit Hits! - Comedy Podcast
Summary
The Spitballers discuss absurd "Would You Rather" scenarios, including choosing between missing a front tooth or having George Costanza’s hair, and selecting a Disney franchise to join. They debate social etiquette, such as when to eat while a companion cries, and tackle a math-heavy diet challenge involving exponential food portions. The episode concludes with a draft where the hosts select bizarre audio clips to replace their car horns.
Topics discussed
Aruba travel promo and Indeed ad
Garbage disposal sound and Arnold Schwarzenegger
Drafting audio for car horns begins
George Costanza hair vs missing tooth debate
Balding statistics and missing teeth judgments
Jason's head shave and appearance changes
Would you rather: Pixar, Marvel, or Star Wars role?
Laughing when others cry vs crying when others laugh
Factor meals ad and Situation Room intro
Eating while a friend cries at a restaurant
Squish room nightmare and tarantula fears
Amazon packages and spider encounters
Diet challenge: One food with doubling portions
Hot rock steak cooking and cigarette diet joke
Tarantula scare and McDonald's Caesar sauce ad
Drafting car horn sounds: Farts and sirens
Drafting throat clears, goat screams, and whistles
Drafting laugh tracks, lasers, and fatalities
Recap of drafted sounds and Costanza hair
SimpliSafe home security ad
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