Pay Per Word & Things That Make Light - Comedy Podcast
Summary
The Spitballers—Andy, Mike, and Jason—kick off the episode with a "Would You Rather" segment, debating whether to narrate a 1000-page audiobook or handwrite a 200-page book, before moving on to chaperoning field trips versus being a snack parent. They then play a custom "Ball or Dash" game against their producers, guessing the true definitions of obscure words, historical figures, and movie plots. The episode concludes with a draft of "things that make light," where the hosts argue for the sun, fire, and other sources of illumination.
Topics discussed
Aruba travel intro and Indeed sponsorship
Would You Rather: Audiobook vs Handwriting
Doctor's office wait times and Will Patton
Would You Rather: Snack Parent vs Chaperone
Would You Rather: Brain Freeze vs Funny Bone
Factor Meals sponsorship
Baller Dash: Producer lies and historical trivia
Mint Mobile sponsorship
Draft: Things that make light
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