Dragon Diarrhea & Children's Book Character Battle Royale - Spit Hits! - Comedy Podcast
Summary
Spitballers hosts Andy, Mike, and Jason tackle a series of "Would You Rather" scenarios, debating choices like having cheetah speed or gorilla strength, and whether to become a dragon or summon two. They also define the differences between robots, androids, and cyborgs, as well as sanitizing, disinfecting, and decontaminating. The episode concludes with a battle royale draft where the trio selects children's book characters, including the Big Bad Wolf, Cat in the Hat, and Clifford, to fight to the death.
Topics discussed
Aruba travel promotion and Indeed sponsorship
Defining the term 'crooner'
Would you rather: Cheetah speed or Gorilla strength
Naming the balloon nozzle and gorilla strength logistics
The power of accents and Comic Sans insults
Sarcasm in the household and the definition of lying
Josh's gaming skills and the 'Falcon' nickname
Would you rather: Become a dragon or summon two
Sponsored reads for Scrubs and Mint Mobile
Distinguishing between craving, wanting, and needing
Cyborgs vs. Androids and the Borg mix-up
Sanitizing, disinfecting, and decontaminating
Clarifying decontamination with Josh
Catchphrases, mottos, and slogans
Recalling vs. remembering and reminiscing
Scrubs promotion and transition to the game
Battle Royale Draft: Children's Book Characters
Outro and Morgan & Morgan sponsorship
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