Cold Farts & Things To Do In The Snow - Spit Hits! - Comedy Podcast
Jul 27, 2026 · 56m
Summary
In this two-person episode, Andy and Jason discuss dietary changes, holiday gift-giving etiquette, and hypothetical scenarios like aging at half speed. Jason explains quantum computing in 60 seconds, while the hosts debate whether to sing for strangers' birthdays and what happens if a vampire bites a zombie. They conclude by drafting their favorite snow activities, including snowball fights, sledding, and peeing in the snow.
Topics discussed
Aruba intro and Indeed sponsorship
Digestive issues and Mongolian beef lunch
Show segments overview and holiday drafting
Would You Rather: Mistletoe vs. Lap sitting
The philosophy of gift giving and consumerism
Would You Rather: Cleaning toilets with feet
Would You Rather: Aging at half speed vs. stopping at 30
End of life directives and DNR decisions
Jason Explains: Quantum computing basics
Factor meals and AdoptUSKids ads
That's a Great Question: Is a door on or off?
Cold plunging and farts in oatmeal
Restaurant birthday etiquette and singing
Zombie vs. Vampire biology debate
Burlington and AdoptUSKids ads
Snow Draft: Snowball fights and snowmen
Snow Draft: Peing on snow and ice skating
Snow Draft: Skiing, hiking, and ice fishing
Snow Draft: Igloos, tubing, and dog sledding
Outro and KFC sponsorship
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