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Cold Farts & Things To Do In The Snow - Spit Hits! - Comedy Podcast

Jul 27, 2026 · 56m

Summary

In this two-person episode, Andy and Jason discuss dietary changes, holiday gift-giving etiquette, and hypothetical scenarios like aging at half speed. Jason explains quantum computing in 60 seconds, while the hosts debate whether to sing for strangers' birthdays and what happens if a vampire bites a zombie. They conclude by drafting their favorite snow activities, including snowball fights, sledding, and peeing in the snow.

Topics discussed

Aruba intro and Indeed sponsorship Digestive issues and Mongolian beef lunch Show segments overview and holiday drafting Would You Rather: Mistletoe vs. Lap sitting The philosophy of gift giving and consumerism Would You Rather: Cleaning toilets with feet Would You Rather: Aging at half speed vs. stopping at 30 End of life directives and DNR decisions Jason Explains: Quantum computing basics Factor meals and AdoptUSKids ads That's a Great Question: Is a door on or off? Cold plunging and farts in oatmeal Restaurant birthday etiquette and singing Zombie vs. Vampire biology debate Burlington and AdoptUSKids ads Snow Draft: Snowball fights and snowmen Snow Draft: Peing on snow and ice skating Snow Draft: Skiing, hiking, and ice fishing Snow Draft: Igloos, tubing, and dog sledding Outro and KFC sponsorship
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