Ice Walkers & Electives if Students Got to Choose Them - Spit Hits! - Comedy Podcast
Oct 12, 2026 · 54m
Summary
In Spitballers episode 315, the hosts discuss a "Would You Rather" question about ice skating in bowling shoes versus bowling in ice skates, leading to a story about a cruise ship rink. They also debate choosing between Robin Hood and Zorro, which sparks a conversation about a new Keanu Reeves Zorro movie featuring AI. The trio then selects roles in a Parks and Recreation reboot before drafting a list of high school electives, including classes like "Advanced Napping" and "Life Hacks for the Lazy."
Topics discussed
Aruba travel promotion
Indeed Sponsored Jobs ad
Retiring the scat and episode milestones
High school electives draft intro
Ice skating vs bowling shoes debate
Robin Hood vs Zorro and Keanu Reeves
AI resurrection of deceased actors
PrizePix fantasy sports ad
Factor meal delivery ad
Lie detector test for a million dollars
Choosing a nagging curse: bee sting vs sprain
Mimicking celebrity voices for one call
Rebooting classic TV shows with the hosts
Energy Transfer pipeline ad
Drafting high school electives
Outro and website promotion
Skills First Hiring ad
Bob Evans protein mac and cheese ad
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