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Ice Walkers & Electives if Students Got to Choose Them - Spit Hits! - Comedy Podcast

Oct 12, 2026 · 54m

Summary

In Spitballers episode 315, the hosts discuss a "Would You Rather" question about ice skating in bowling shoes versus bowling in ice skates, leading to a story about a cruise ship rink. They also debate choosing between Robin Hood and Zorro, which sparks a conversation about a new Keanu Reeves Zorro movie featuring AI. The trio then selects roles in a Parks and Recreation reboot before drafting a list of high school electives, including classes like "Advanced Napping" and "Life Hacks for the Lazy."

Topics discussed

Aruba travel promotion Indeed Sponsored Jobs ad Retiring the scat and episode milestones High school electives draft intro Ice skating vs bowling shoes debate Robin Hood vs Zorro and Keanu Reeves AI resurrection of deceased actors PrizePix fantasy sports ad Factor meal delivery ad Lie detector test for a million dollars Choosing a nagging curse: bee sting vs sprain Mimicking celebrity voices for one call Rebooting classic TV shows with the hosts Energy Transfer pipeline ad Drafting high school electives Outro and website promotion Skills First Hiring ad Bob Evans protein mac and cheese ad
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