Ep 33: Ash's Declassified Earth Survival Guide
Summary
Sam and Ash record from a London Airbnb, sharing stories about their recent appearance on the Ellis and John podcast and a distorted cameo on Lenny Henry’s show. They recount a chaotic night ride on Lime bikes and discuss Ash’s humorous "survival tips" for an apocalypse, including the "postman stab" and Cunningham’s Law. The episode also features a lighthearted review of Olive Knees’ cream-free puppets and a funny anecdote about Ash’s daughter’s language phase.
Topics discussed
Intro: The rollercoaster of losing weight
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London setup and Airbnb recording challenges
Visiting the library and finding quiet
Guest appearance on Ellis and John podcast
Ash's pajama bottoms and Peacocks trousers
Live filming of The Late Arms with Joe Lycett
Drinking with Joe and the 'pissed' slip-up
Riding Lime bikes through the dark city
Scary canal ride and intrusive thoughts
Squatting and robbing derelict buildings
Childhood trauma and survival mentality
Introduction to apocalypse survival tips
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Sponsor: Bow and Branch organic bedding
Sponsor: Zocdoc dentist search recap
Tip 1: The postman stab defense
Tip 2: Cunningham's Law for truth
Tip 3: Poisoning your AI data
Plan B: Texting 'busted' after fallout
Handling bullying neighbors with trash talk
Rehearsing apocalypse phrases and jokes
Sponsor: Olive Knees cream-free puppets
Discussion on cream in toys and lacto boy
Reflecting on 'I do not love it' moments
Outro: Safety tips and goodbye
Sponsors: Bow and Branch, Liquid IV, One Times Square
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