Ep 31: WHO BUILT THE PYRAMIDS? (Solved)
Sep 2, 2026 · 41m
Summary
Sam and Ash discuss Ash’s recent hangover from being spiked with alcohol, leading to a playful "alien" game where Sam explains Earth concepts like smoking and Greg’s. The hosts then debate the origins of the pyramids, with Ash advocating for Graham Hancock’s ancient civilization theory while Sam remains skeptical. They also attempt to listen to relaxing ASMR tapes that turn out to be dystopian and confusing. Finally, they announce plans for a future prank call episode and promote their Patreon.
Topics discussed
Sponsors: Lowe's, Midi, and Serval
Intro banter: 'Skinning wigs' and 'wanking' mix-up
Introductions and Ash's 'Great Tyson' persona
Ash's hangover story and spiked baby Guinnesses
Game setup: Explaining Earth to an alien
Alien segment: The Big Bang and smoking
Alien segment: Explaining Greg's pastry shop
Alien segment: Pronunciation, dogs, and pegging
Alien segment: The pyramids and ancient aliens
Debate: Graham Hancock and pyramid origins
Sponsors: Upwork, Midi, Wayfair, and Serval
Continuing the pyramid and conspiracy theory debate
Reading a crude letter from sponsor Stephen Smith
ASMR segment: 'Secrets of the Pharaohs' tape
Prank call episode pitch and clone jokes
Outro: Patreon plug and goodbye song
Sponsors: Lowe's, Serval, Rothy's, and Roe
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