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Carting the President. Fighting Cousins. 19-Team CFP.

Aug 12, 2026 · 1h 19m

Summary

The hosts discuss Kirk Cousins getting into a practice fight with Las Vegas Raiders defensive end Max Crosby, joking about the quarterback’s poor choice of opponent. They then pivot to a humorous tangent about Josh Smith’s bizarre NBA career, specifically his terrible three-point shooting and lavish lifestyle. The episode also touches on the "maybe it will happen today" meme regarding the President and recent chaos within the Georgia Bulldogs football program.

Topics discussed

Kirk Cousins vs. Max Crosby fight analysis Red hair anesthesia myths and NFL roster jokes Cousins' faith-based defense and alpha status Max Crosby's WWE potential and physical stats Cousins' calculated risk and Raiders QB depth Max Crosby's Eastern Michigan roots and Kirk's legacy Kirk Cousins' physique and Dan Marino's butt Dan Marino's decline and 2022 Vikings season Anthony Richardson and Billy Napier mentorship Josh Smith's three-point shooting era Josh Smith's Pistons contract and stats Florida Gators practice fights and coach reactions Tennessee vs. Florida scheduling and conference titles Show introductions and the Shutdown Fullcast The 'Maybe It Will Happen Today' internet meme Trump smuggled in a catering cart in Turkey Theories on the catering cart leak and Trojan Horse Turfman's College Football Almanac promo Fake Phil Steele previews and Slipknot playlists Home Field apparel ad and spam text tips Vacation in Global School podcast and charity drive Killer Ants album release and band lineup Campaign for a 19-team college football playoff
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