Carting the President. Fighting Cousins. 19-Team CFP.
Aug 12, 2026 · 1h 19m
Summary
The hosts discuss Kirk Cousins getting into a practice fight with Las Vegas Raiders defensive end Max Crosby, joking about the quarterback’s poor choice of opponent. They then pivot to a humorous tangent about Josh Smith’s bizarre NBA career, specifically his terrible three-point shooting and lavish lifestyle. The episode also touches on the "maybe it will happen today" meme regarding the President and recent chaos within the Georgia Bulldogs football program.
Topics discussed
Kirk Cousins vs. Max Crosby fight analysis
Red hair anesthesia myths and NFL roster jokes
Cousins' faith-based defense and alpha status
Max Crosby's WWE potential and physical stats
Cousins' calculated risk and Raiders QB depth
Max Crosby's Eastern Michigan roots and Kirk's legacy
Kirk Cousins' physique and Dan Marino's butt
Dan Marino's decline and 2022 Vikings season
Anthony Richardson and Billy Napier mentorship
Josh Smith's three-point shooting era
Josh Smith's Pistons contract and stats
Florida Gators practice fights and coach reactions
Tennessee vs. Florida scheduling and conference titles
Show introductions and the Shutdown Fullcast
The 'Maybe It Will Happen Today' internet meme
Trump smuggled in a catering cart in Turkey
Theories on the catering cart leak and Trojan Horse
Turfman's College Football Almanac promo
Fake Phil Steele previews and Slipknot playlists
Home Field apparel ad and spam text tips
Vacation in Global School podcast and charity drive
Killer Ants album release and band lineup
Campaign for a 19-team college football playoff
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