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Please Keep Me Anonymous – Best of Part One

Aug 5, 2026 · 58m

Summary

Rosie Jones joins hosts Chris and Jordan to discuss her Eurovision success, their past meeting at an awards show, and hypothetical zombie apocalypse survival strategies. The conversation shifts to Rosie’s traumatic two-day stint as a teenage farmhand, involving milking cows and tractor mishaps. They also share bizarre stories, including a vet colleague selling frozen human feces online and the trend of salmon sperm facials.

Topics discussed

Toyota National Sales Event advertisement Intro, Eurovision win, and skincare habits Discussion of the album 'Love It' FHM list, smoking, and kitchen fire story Meeting a fan and playing it cool Zombie apocalypse survival strategies Dating standards, humor, and casual sex Shopify advertisement USAA and Toyota advertisements Stressful experience working on a farm Fox encounters and RSPCA euthanasia Vet intern fecal transplant and salmon sperm Waffle eating habits and cultural differences Shopify advertisement Dad's technical pants and underwear preferences Ruining white linen pants on a flight Asteroid survival and identity theft alerts
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