Sh**ged Married Annoyed Sh**ged Married Annoyed

Public faux pas, oversharing and who would Rosie play in Shrek?

Oct 9, 2026 · 53m

Summary

Rosie shares her excitement over winning a NODA award for her amateur theatre group, while Chris recounts a disastrous incident where he accidentally pissed on his belt. The couple also discuss their recent "ships in the night" dynamic, with Rosie detailing a rude interaction with a venue staff member and Chris admitting to shouting a cigarette-smell joke at a venue. They debate the ethics of a hotel employee bribing guests for five-star reviews and Rosie reveals she said a Welsh phrase to a director on her new TV show.

Topics discussed

Intro: Faux pas, camera kick, and positive beef Sponsor: Indeed Sponsored Jobs Chris wins award at the Noda Awards The magic of theatre and hosting awards Amateur theatre societies and Shrek Choosing roles: Donkey vs Princess Fiona Comic relief and maiden name jokes Sponsor: Accidentally pissing on your belt Jingle and camera kick recap Life on tour: Ships in the night Crying on camera and Long Lost Family Working with a crying colleague Hotel tipping and five-star reviews TripAdvisor reviews and bedroom jokes Restaurant service and order pressure The value of a five-star review Stand-up tour and review rarity Bribing reviewers and the fiver dilemma Feeling bad about the review Rosie's request: No golf mentions Chris's reflection in the van mirror Venue staff reaction to Chris's comment Judging Chris and Rosie separately Sparring with venue staff Carl's comment and the van incident Blaming Carl for the venue comment Sponsor: Amex Business Gold Sponsor: Dehydration and focus Oversharing and Time Crashers Period toilets on Time Crashers Welsh phrase and crew reaction Inappropriate Welsh goodnight Psychotic behavior: Throwing away jean shorts Chinos and shiny knees Lost item in bag Gravel on the drive Scream and shout: Chris's beef Rosie's beef: Rolling eyes at compliments Pepper spray and feeling gorgeous How To catchphrase and public questions Documentary: The Woman Who Was Never There Mental health and upbringing Compassion and life experience Eminem rhymes and meta jokes Overheard at the cinema Rafe's loud TV and glue Sponsor: Indeed Sponsored Jobs Bangkok school teacher story Punching in the face comment Catchphrase integration Child-free day at botanical garden Lawn bean bags and old twats Golf in summer and colds Martial arts and mental health Online dating and walking aches Guessing the sport: Paddle? Dodgeball and foam balls Starting dodgeball and icky things Slam dunk and dressing gowns Heating arguments and heated backpack Outro and school production joke Sponsor: Blinds.com Sponsor: Viori clothing
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