Please Keep Me Anonymous with Lucy Beaumont
Summary
Comedian Lucy Beaumont joins the hosts to discuss her new tour, "Bad at Quiz Shows, Good With Weirdos," and shares bizarre anecdotes about her cat bringing live prey into the house. The trio also critiques modern social media trends, including "old money" aesthetics and influencer culture. The episode concludes with a listener’s shocking story about a pen lodged in a bladder and a failed attempt to treat threadworms with garlic.
Topics discussed
Intro, sponsors, and Lucy's tour announcement
The podcast jingle debate
Lucy's IBS and the 'wind' misunderstanding
The cat from Gumtree and the rat incident
The magpie, the smell, and the remote psychic cleansing
Ghost cats and spiritual neighbors
Sponsors: Auto insurance, Viore, and Firestone
Lucy's tour name and hatred of quiz shows
Tour title controversy and banned words
Rosie's daughter, YouTube, and Eurotrash
Disneyland fireworks and Instagram scrolling
Creatine myths and women's health
Sponsors: Hoppers, LinkedIn, and Amex
Old Money Blonde trend and social media vanity
Fashion trends and posting selfies
Listener story: Pen stuck in bladder
Lucy's garlic remedy for threadworms
Outro and final sponsors
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