A wet one, wind on the golf course and Rosie needs a minute
Summary
Rosie and Chris discuss Rosie’s new Channel 4 show, "Twice the Food, Half the Price," and Chris’s disastrous golf trip where he was farted in the face. They bicker about household tidiness, with Chris calling out Rosie’s messy habits, before reading listener emails about a strange dinner in Northumberland and a cringeworthy past encounter. The episode also features their new segment, "Ages Ago," where they revisit phrases they have repeated since childhood.
Topics discussed
Intro: Pigeons, greasy rats, and new TV show
Sponsor: Rocket Mortgage
Chris's 'console wardrobe' and tour update
Cancelled wedding call and new character Timothy Teal
Debate on pasties and temperature preferences
Pigeons in the rain and window cleaning
Greasy rats and pigeon graffiti
New jingle and food TV show announcement
Nostalgia for 'nicking off' and golf disaster setup
Argument over messiness and missing spindle
Golf story: The man who farted in Rosie's face
Aftermath of the golf incident and sponsor ad
Beef: Mom's comments and 'Judas Bitch' band name
Beef: Cooking, cold tea, and apology
Robin's keyboard clicking and crying
Voice notes: 'Ages ago' section intro
Listener stories: Agadu, coconuts, and WOPSTERIST
Worst sex talk: 'You are a wet one, are not you?'
Sponsors: Shopify, Toy Story 5, Rocket Mortgage
Listener story: The strange fish pie dinner
Revisiting the 'wet one' comment and pervy vibes
Listener story: Guitar teacher and vibrator advice
Outro, final sponsors, and sign-off
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