[Patreon Preview] Rodents and Chivalry #2! DM'ed by Branson!
Jun 30, 2026 · 10m
Summary
This episode of Rude Tales of Magic features a comedic reading of a story set in Orange Barrier Abbey, where anthropomorphic animals prepare for a porridge festival. The narrative introduces Stuffin’ Dundee the otter, Handles the mole, and Paul Longwagon the badger as they navigate social dynamics and food shortages. The hosts inject humor by mocking the text’s excessive food descriptions and the characters’ absurd interactions, including a debate over the morality of killing rats.
Topics discussed
Introduction to Orange Barrier Abbey and the evil rats
Preparing for the porridge festival and spillage
Introducing Stuffin' Dundee, the otter custodian
The Porridge Czar Handles and the chives porridge
Paul Longwagon the badger returns from the forest
Debate on Paul's size and judging by spirit
The mouse in the habit and the forgotten birthday
Paul's isolation and the naming of Mouseadeth
The porridge shortage and criticism of food descriptions
Host introductions and That Was Us podcast promo
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