This episode features a series of "Am I the Butthole?" stories, starting with a beachgoer who calls the police after a family steals their unattended chairs and sodas. A second story involves a husband who tells his wife that their adult, irresponsible son must pay off a repossessed car loan, refusing to let it drain their household finances. A third tale describes a man who leaves a cabin trip early after friends accuse him of being rude for cleaning up and hiking alone. Finally, a tenant changes her Wi-Fi password after her landlord repeatedly enters her apartment without notice, leading …