This episode features a host judging five "Am I the Butthole?" stories, including a bourbon collector accused of stealing a rare bottle from her brother-in-law and a woman criticized for bluntly explaining her boyfriend’s unemployment. Other tales involve offering frozen food to an uninvited dinner guest, telling a defiant son his behavior caused their eviction, and calling out a cousin’s catcalling. In each case, the host declares the original poster is not at fault, awarding zero buttholes across the board.