Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude!

YKWD #651 | Jason Ellis, Danny Polishchuk, Mike Lawrence, Chris Faga

Aug 10, 2026 · 1h 9m

Summary

Robert Kelly hosts a live episode of "You Know What Dude!" at the Comedy Cellar with guests Jason Ellis, Mike Lawrence, and Danny Polichek. The group engages in chaotic banter, sharing gross stories about staph infections and discussing the dangers of having sex with animals like monkeys and sharks. They also critique modern social media promotion for comedians, recall embarrassing early career moments, and debate the merits of various bizarre internet personalities.

Topics discussed

Intro, Mike Lawrence's return, and Danny Polichek Gross stories: Staph infections, crabs, and zipper accidents AIDS awareness, condoms, and Sinbad sex ed videos Sex with monkeys, chimps, and dangerous animals Gorillas vs. Bears and Panda mating habits Alien sex, rock creatures, and acid saliva Dolphins, turtle ticks, and snake bite stunts Comedy promotion, algorithms, and weird influencers Robert Kelly's 'Hamburger' catchphrase and old sets Prisoners live streaming TikTok sketches from cells Prison life, iPhones, and 'butt mules' Colonoscopies, ventriloquists, and Snuffleupagus Kevin Hart Roast writing and Jay Pharoah's success Patreon Q&A: Cyclops, Jason's horse Heroin, and hate comments Militia calls, knight MMA fights, and tour dates
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