YKWD #651 | Jason Ellis, Danny Polishchuk, Mike Lawrence, Chris Faga
Aug 10, 2026 · 1h 9m
Summary
Robert Kelly hosts a live episode of "You Know What Dude!" at the Comedy Cellar with guests Jason Ellis, Mike Lawrence, and Danny Polichek. The group engages in chaotic banter, sharing gross stories about staph infections and discussing the dangers of having sex with animals like monkeys and sharks. They also critique modern social media promotion for comedians, recall embarrassing early career moments, and debate the merits of various bizarre internet personalities.
Topics discussed
Intro, Mike Lawrence's return, and Danny Polichek
Gross stories: Staph infections, crabs, and zipper accidents
AIDS awareness, condoms, and Sinbad sex ed videos
Sex with monkeys, chimps, and dangerous animals
Gorillas vs. Bears and Panda mating habits
Alien sex, rock creatures, and acid saliva
Dolphins, turtle ticks, and snake bite stunts
Comedy promotion, algorithms, and weird influencers
Robert Kelly's 'Hamburger' catchphrase and old sets
Prisoners live streaming TikTok sketches from cells
Prison life, iPhones, and 'butt mules'
Colonoscopies, ventriloquists, and Snuffleupagus
Kevin Hart Roast writing and Jay Pharoah's success
Patreon Q&A: Cyclops, Jason's horse Heroin, and hate comments
Militia calls, knight MMA fights, and tour dates
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