Oof! A Lot of Baby Gear was Absolutely Ridiculous
Aug 6, 2026 · 31m
Summary
Hosts Ben Bullin and Noel Brown explore the bizarre history of baby gear, from early "snot suckers" to dangerous wooden car seats designed for sightseeing rather than safety. They discuss John Bullitt’s clockwork automatic cradles and the grim reality of window cribs, which exposed infants to toxic industrial pollution in crowded cities. The episode highlights how well-intentioned innovations often prioritized convenience or trends over child safety.
Topics discussed
Intro: Baby showers, snot suckers, and parenting advice
Sponsors: State Farm, Granger, Botox, United Healthcare
History of car seats: From wooden toys to safety innovations
Sponsors: Instagram, Head Start podcast, T-Mobile, Efglis
Automatic cradles: John Bullitt's clockwork inventions
Window cribs: Fresh air trends and industrial pollution risks
Outro: Cow milkers, pollution effects on wildlife, and credits
Sponsors: Trelvi, Working Force, Efglis, ChatGPT
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