Hosts Elizabeth Dutton and Zarin Burnett discuss the absurdity of Coors Light-flavored Cheez-Its before diving into the life of John Alexander Dowie, America’s first faith healer. They explore how Dowie pioneered the prosperity gospel, built a theocratic company town called Zion City, and amassed a fortune through tithes and staged miracles. The episode details his eventual move to New York, where he led a massive "Restoration Army" to evangelize the city, highlighting his criminal fraud and outrageous lifestyle.