⚽ I don't like teams in blue⚽
Sep 7, 2026 · 59m
Summary
Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe host "Footballing Hell," tackling the Premier League's early season with a focus on Tottenham's struggles and Chelsea's new "JP Morgan" front three. The duo debates the validity of xG stats, mocks Cole Palmer's comb-over, and discusses the cultural impact of Talk Sport. They also share personal anecdotes about attending European matches and the absurdity of football fandom, all while attempting to identify retired players by voice.
Topics discussed
Intro and the disappearing WhatsApp messages
Debate on Talk Sport and football podcasts
Favorite football pundits and rage bait ratings
Charlie Baker's radio career and income
Clues for the retired Chelsea players segment
Comedians' careers and the Rodri comparison
Guessing the career of Liam Ridgewell
Old footballers hanging out and weekly football
Premier League standings and points quiz
Fulham fans and the legacy of Gianfranco Zola
Plymouth Argyle and the importance of local teams
Tottenham Hotspur analysis with fan Bill
England players and the M.S.N. acronym debate
Cole Palmer's hair and the Bobby Charlton look
The cost and necessity of a comb-over
Chelsea's likability and Everton's nickname
Man United managers and the David Moyes legacy
Ruben Amorim, Roma ultras, and travel plans
Critique of the Michael Owen reality show
Champions League, Carrick, and watching football with friends
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