Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe

⚽ I don't like teams in blue⚽

Sep 7, 2026 · 59m

Summary

Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe host "Footballing Hell," tackling the Premier League's early season with a focus on Tottenham's struggles and Chelsea's new "JP Morgan" front three. The duo debates the validity of xG stats, mocks Cole Palmer's comb-over, and discusses the cultural impact of Talk Sport. They also share personal anecdotes about attending European matches and the absurdity of football fandom, all while attempting to identify retired players by voice.

Topics discussed

Intro and the disappearing WhatsApp messages Debate on Talk Sport and football podcasts Favorite football pundits and rage bait ratings Charlie Baker's radio career and income Clues for the retired Chelsea players segment Comedians' careers and the Rodri comparison Guessing the career of Liam Ridgewell Old footballers hanging out and weekly football Premier League standings and points quiz Fulham fans and the legacy of Gianfranco Zola Plymouth Argyle and the importance of local teams Tottenham Hotspur analysis with fan Bill England players and the M.S.N. acronym debate Cole Palmer's hair and the Bobby Charlton look The cost and necessity of a comb-over Chelsea's likability and Everton's nickname Man United managers and the David Moyes legacy Ruben Amorim, Roma ultras, and travel plans Critique of the Michael Owen reality show Champions League, Carrick, and watching football with friends
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