I'm NOT Sunning My Butthole like WiFI Tony
Aug 24, 2026 · 41m
Summary
Opie and Tony P discuss Tony’s disastrous Atlantic City trip, where he lost money gambling and blamed bad Wi-Fi for missing the podcast. They joke about Tony’s deceased dog opener, sunbathe in his butthole, and debate Bon Jovi’s legacy. The hosts also cover US-Canada trade tensions, a Chinese robot breaking Usain Bolt’s record, and Tony’s mosquito bites.
Topics discussed
Intro ads and Tony's last-minute cancellation
Tony's Atlantic City gambling trip and bad set
The Wi-Fi excuse and podcast drama
Wife listening to rivals and dead dog comedy bit
Lynyrd Skynyrd Freebird story and Bon Jovi aging
Sunbathing your butthole and Irish aging jokes
Mosquito bites, sweatpants, and neighbor chat
US-Canada trade war and worm imports
Chinese robot Olympics and pizza complaints
Disappointing clam pie experience
End of summer, mosquitoes, and wife's outfit
Outro, donations, and final ads
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