U.S. Military’s Gay Bomb & Tom Selleck’s Mustache: F U Friday
Aug 14, 2026 · 49m
Summary
On this FU Friday episode, Opie, Ron, and Tony trade insults targeting Tom Selleck’s mustache, the Jets’ preseason, and bad movie remakes like The Bad News Bears. They discuss the Melania Trump documentary, Kevin Hart’s films, and a bizarre NYC campaign to make dog owners pick up waste. The hosts also share stories about stepping in dog poop and debate the myth of a military "gay bomb."
Topics discussed
Intro banter and Tom Selleck's Magnum P.I. mustache
The 18 TV show and Kevin Hart movie critique
Melania documentary and whale penis escape story
Reviewing 'The Hawk' and relationship scheduling
Sponsored segments: Addyi, Alzheimer's, and Resorts World
Cable company frustrations and Burt Reynolds mustache debate
Burt Reynolds vs. Mario Andretti and Dating Game killers
Jets preseason hate and the 'sports are scripted' conspiracy
WWE comparison, luxury tax, and Bad News Bears remake
NYC dog poop bag controversy and stepping in shit story
Last-minute BBQ invites and aging references
Mosquitoes, honey traps, and 7-Eleven doormen
The 'Gay Bomb' weapon and food hair pet peeves
Spaghetti nose hairs and the 'Fat Elvis' revenge story
Pigeon drop scam and getting scammed at a Knicks game
Outro, live comedy promo, and flat tire mishap
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