D&D Court: Reaction Snatchers, Grappling Gripes and the Super Rude Druid (w/ Danielle Radford!)
Aug 14, 2026 · 1h 8m
Summary
The Supreme Crit Justices rule on four D&D disputes: whether a legendary action forces an attack without a reaction, if a corgi cleric suffers exhaustion from wine, if a BBEG must guess spell levels for Counterspell, and if wild shaping escapes grapples. The panel debates rules versus table vibe, ultimately siding with players on mechanics but criticizing repetitive tactics and rude behavior. They assign humorous punishments involving Roombas and dog wine.
Topics discussed
Introduction and Dungeon Court setup
Jacob's Roomba named Robert
Accidentally attacking a beloved NPC
Hypothetical: Five aggressive Roombas
Corgi eating grapes and dog wine
Malicious compliance as a dog NPC
Counterspell level guessing dispute
DM lore vs mechanics and sponsor ads
Wild shape bug to escape grapple
Solving Daggerheart code too early
Dice Christ proposal and B-movie marathons
Outro, plugs, and Patreon shoutouts
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