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Aug 27, 2026 · 56m

Summary

The hosts discuss the BepiColombo mission to Mercury, highlighting its hand-knitted thermal blanket and complex gravitational slingshot trajectory. They explore the etymology of "boffin," celebrate female scientists like Dorothy Hodgkin and Margaret Thatcher, and note the scarcity of body parts named after women. The episode concludes with Ethiopian folklore about Queen Farah, theories on male pattern baldness, and Gollum’s profane MTV award acceptance speech.

Topics discussed

Sponsor: Brie Protein Pasta Introduction and Fact 1: Mercury Spacecraft The hand-stitched thermal blanket for BepiColombo Gravity assists and the difficulty of reaching Mercury Giorgio Polacco, grain elevators, and Mercury's existence Power issues, paint flaking, and solar array challenges Fuel efficiency, Mercury days, and sidereal vs solar time Sponsor: Shopify Fact 2: The origin of the word 'Boffin' Women at the Royal Institution and Dorothy Hodgkin Anatomy eponyms and the gender gap in science Margaret Thatcher's science degree and tutor Dorothy Hodgkin Boffin Quiz: Sun headlines and Earthworm Dave Fact 3: The legend of Queen Farah of Ethiopia Votive offerings, hair pillows, and marriage customs Shortest, oldest, baldest man and Ötzi's tramp stamp Gravity theory of baldness and Patrick Stewart's wig The Queen of Sheba and the glass floor test Sponsor: Alzheimer's Awareness Fact 4: Andy Serkis, Gollum, and CGI vs Motion Capture Jar Jar Binks, early CGI, and Tron's Oscar snub Interstellar cornfield, AI actors, and wrap-up Outro and social media links Sponsor: Brie Protein Pasta
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